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 Just a few bucks a month - about the annual tax bill of a multi-national organisation - can help us keep doing what we do. We’ll send you exclusive stuff, including our 2025 Election Armchair Guide (coming soon) + the self-help guide, ‘How to Speak Like a Politician: 10 Simple Tips That Will Transform Your Life’.

There are four membership options below (each with monthly or yearly options). Or, if you just want to chip in but don't want the free stuff, donate what you like here.

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Bronze (Monthly)

$3.00 AUD monthly
You'll get that special warm feeling that you've contributed to the ongoing sustainability of Australian satire.  

It's like buying us a coffee each month. (Or three shit coffees from 7 Eleven)
  • Personal welcome email
  • ‘How to Speak Like a Politician: 10 Simple Tips That Will Transform Your Life’  
  • The Shovel's 2025 Armchair Election Guide (Coming Soon)
  • The Shovel's Political Power Page (after 2 months)
  • Warm fuzzy feeling
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Silver (Monthly)

$5.00 AUD monthly
You'll get everything from Bronze, plus:

  • 'The Shovel's Guide to  Understanding Peter Dutton's Body Language' (after 3 months)
  • 'Gina Rinehart's 4 Steps To Becoming Disgustingly Rich' (after 6 months)
  • Access to back-catalogue of membership downloads
  • A Shovel Christmas card sent to your door each Christmas
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Gold (Monthly)

$10.00 AUD monthly
Want to step it up a notch? You'll get everything from Silver, plus: 

  • A signed copy of the 2025 Shovel Annual (at Christmas)
  • A Shovel sticker (at Christmas)
  • 'The Shovel's Guide to  Understanding Peter Dutton's Body Language': fridge magnet version (at Christmas)


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God Tier (Monthly)

$50.00 AUD monthly
Don’t know what to do with all your spare money but love supporting independent media? This is the level for you. You'll get everything from Gold, plus:

  • We'll say your name in our morning prayers each day
  • A Shovel tote bag
  • Your name on the door at a live show near you
  • A feeling of total satisfaction
 
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Bronze Annual

$36.00 AUD yearly
You'll get that special warm feeling that you've contributed to the ongoing sustainability of Australian satire.  

It's like buying us a coffee each month. (Or three shit coffees from 7 Eleven)
  • Personal welcome email
  • ‘How to Speak Like a Politician: 10 Simple Tips That Will Transform Your Life’
  • The Shovel's 2025 Armchair Election Guide (Coming Soon)
  • The Shovel's Political Power Page (after 2 months)
  • Warm fuzzy feeling
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Silver Annual - MOST POPULAR

$60.00 AUD yearly
You'll get everything from Bronze, plus:

  • 'The Shovel's Guide to  Understanding Peter Dutton's Body Language' (after 3 months)
  • 'Gina Rinehart's 4 Steps To Becoming Disgustingly Rich' (after 6 months)
  • Access to back-catalogue of membership downloads
  • A Shovel Christmas card sent to your door each Christmas
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Gold Annual

$120.00 AUD yearly
Want to step it up a notch? You'll get everything from Silver, plus: 

  • A signed copy of the Shovel Annual (at Christmas)
  • A Shovel sticker (at Christmas)
  • 'The Shovel's Guide to  Understanding Peter Dutton's Body Language': fridge magnet version (at Christmas)
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God Tier Annual

$500.00 AUD yearly
Don’t know what to do with all your spare money but love supporting independent media? This is the level for you. You'll get everything from Gold, plus:

  • We'll say your name in our morning prayers each day
  • A Shovel tote bag
  • Your name on the door at a live show near you
  • A feeling of total satisfaction
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